RAMIUS WORLD OF HUMOR
Welcome to my world of Humor
This world is for those of you who need a smile. After a day of trying to exist in this modern age, everyone needs a little grin to perk up their spirits. I will be adding to this frequently.
I am still reconstructing this site, so please bear with me until I get it back up to date.
"Cinderella at 75"
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world
go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all
The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was
stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were
young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became
reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt
stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten
vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what
shall you have?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man".
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so
beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen,so
fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy
your new life."
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man
she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young
muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
"I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"